apparently, i am very good at playing pictionary. good to know. i'm pretty sure that will save me in a life-threatening situation.
"oh my god, a giant crocodile in our living room! and it's drawing something!"
"oh i see, the crocodile is drawing a zebra, or no, a hamburger, no, it is... a stove! yes, a stove!"
crocodile: "okay dude, cos you guessed it right i wont eat you. cheers."